If you are reading this, I will pay you:

25¢.
Only one person will get this fantastic quarter.
You probably didn't notice, but my website has become defunct. Apparently, all the content has been deleted -- deleted, but still there...
Furthermore, it would seem I last updated my website on the 31 of December, 1969, at 5:00pm.
Several things are wrong with that, the primary one being I wasn't alive until 17 years after the supposed last modification.